literally me in every argument
Please keep this circulating. Cops are getting more and more brazen, know your rights!
Portlandia - Crash Course In Hip-Hop History
This shit’s too funny. Probably my favorite scene from Portlandia.
"O.D.B., what does that stand for? Ol’ Dirty…"
Why don’t I own this?
The designer is here: http://www.pengtaodesign.com/pages/tea_time.html
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Katy Perry does Australia’s weather report for today.
I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes
"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."
"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"
"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."
"Diarrhea on both your houses!"
"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”
THIS POST IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME
Omg I want to send this to all my professors